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seenaill:

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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

griffinilla:

my dog is named Lucky

and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky

and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em